A viral email
was sent to me this week. The
first-person account was unsigned and left the impression that the forwarder
was the author. At first glance,
it seemed like a real account of an airline flight cancelled as a result of
extremists’ bad behavior.
As someone
who used to fly regularly, bad behavior on an airplane does not surprise
me. Before getting worked up over
the offensive passengers, I read the story again.
Now, the
initial facts checked out. AirTran
has a flight 297 going from Atlanta to Houston. Fox News is cited, but their online archives do not have the
story of a flight cancelled on November 17, 2009. That doesn’t mean it didn’t happen. However, since the story in the email
is much better than the one that Fox is purported to have broadcast—and knowing
the kind of stories that Fox likes to run with--the first red flag is that the
author did not tip Fox to the “real” story.
The author
says that he was flying first class.
AirTran does not offer first class seating. The 717 that flies from Atlanta to Houston does have 12
business class seats in the front of the cabin.
Boarding
appears to be from a door in the front.
He says that 11 Muslim men “in full attire” boarded the plane. I wonder what that means. The Muslim-Americans that I know dress
like everybody else. And since the
Islamic world stretches from Indonesia and the Phillippines across Southern and
Central Asia to the Middle East and half-way down Africa the dress varies
widely. Within all of these countries
are non-Muslims who dress pretty much the same as the Muslims. The use of a religious adjective to
describe appearance instead of an ethnic one made me think that the writer had
an agenda.
The author in
his business class seat claims that two of the eleven sat in his section. Really, when you fly, do you count the
people who board the plane in groups?
It takes all kinds.
Anyway, as
the plane began to taxi, one of the “fully attired” people began talking on his
cell phone in Arabic to another one of the group who was back in coach. Can you distinguish Arabic from Farsi,
or from Hebrew or Turkish or--
? Well, let’s give the
author this one. But, how did he
know who the caller was talking to.
The author is belted into his seat. He knows that his neighbor is talking, but how does he know
what’s going on in coach?
When the
flight attendent told the cell phone caller to stop while the plane was taking
off, she was ignored. If these men
were foreign visitors from the Middle East—possibly going to Houston to conduct
oil business—that would explain the non-English conversation. Although the attitude is not true of
every Middle Eastern male, many do not recognize that women can be in a
position of authority over them.
Such men typically ignore female police, Customs, and flight attendents.
Apparently another female flight attendent in the rear of the cabin was also having trouble with a man on
a cell phone. And, two others from
the “fully attired” group were viewing porn “they had taped the night before.” In 2009, does anybody “tape”
anything? And, how chummy did our
author get with these guys to find out when they recorded it? Anyway, this behavior alarmed the author because
he had “studied” and knew that Muslims are only allowed to look at porn or go
to a strip club on the night befoe a jihad. I only read the Koran once and must have missed that
chapter. However, I have traveled abroad
quite a bit, and if the author is correct, there are Middle Eastern men
all over Europe preparing for jihad several nights a week.
The porn vieewers also ignored the flight attendent telling them to turn off their electronic
device. The whole group stood up
to shout down these presumptuous women.
The author and a larger Texan pushed the first porn-viewer back toward his
seat. Then, the doors opened and
the passengers were joined by 3 TSA agents and 4 police officers. The 11 unruly passengers were taken
from the plane. So was their
luggage.
A few minutes
later, the 11 were reboarded. This
appalled all who were involved in the fracas.
The failure
to obey instructions by a flight crew is a federal crime. If this account is true, then my first
assumption is that they had diplomatic immunity. There could be other reasons, but there's not enough information to know.
The offended flight
crew and passengers got off the plane, and the flight was cancelled. The foreign visitors no doubt learned
something about getting along in the U.S.
The author
sees the whole thing as a dry run for a terrorist attack. It sounds to me more like a clash of
cultures, and one that could have been handled better by the flight crew.
Terrorists
want to blend in, not stand out.
Confrontation is not a terrorist’s choice of strategy. Even a suicide bomber tries to conform
to those around him until the moment of detonation. Arrousing his targets only makes the job harder. Like the 9/11 hijackers, anyone who
wants to be a terrorist in this country will wear typical American clothes and
be clean shaven. Do you remember
the female suicide bomber in Israel a couple years ago who wore a skirt and
makeup for the first time when she went on her mission?
We are at
war. We need to think more and
panic less.